This cooler will be at location 39.840422,-79.217978 no later than 1300hrs July 18 2013. It will remain in the vicinity for three days in various states of fullness.
Engage in the progressive depletion of light libations of extraordinary taste at will.
Should you arrive and the cooler cannot be found, deploy security and listen for rifle fire. When distance and direction of rifle fire is ascertained, progress to determined point WITH CAUTION.
Feel free to bring reinforcements as needed.
End OPORD.
For those of you confused I’ll explain when the mission is over! Have a great weekend!
The Gravitational Anarchists 